WE BE TURNT UP CRANKIN HAM!!

Almost daily..I get invited to parties via Facebook..or i see pictures of people at tyhe club having a blast. That shit is just not for me. As I have told many people on many occasions. I refuse to pay $10-$15 to listen to the radio and dry-hump strangers. yea yea yea..I know..I know what you're thinkin..."but what about all the girls there...you can take one home with you"...well...if you havent seen my face...I dont exactly have a "walk into the club and take your pick of the women" kinda face. And i'd much rather have a good conversation with a female rather than spend money buyin her drinks til shes drunk enough to say yes. And I'll be damned if get totally wasted and forget to wrap up and end up as one of those dudes on Maury sittin next to a chick who's face looks like an Mongolian Dirt Gerbil claimin the baby aint mine. NO!!...I REFUSE!!

And these flyers!!! WHAT...THE...FUCK!!?? "ITS GON' BE DAT FYAH" "WE DOIN IT UP!!"...HAHA..All you have to do is give your party some kind of catchy name and let women in for free...so everyone reading this is hereby invited to my next party.... "Get Your Pussy Wet Wednesdays" at Club Cheddah...ladies free until the ugly ones show up...the woman with the wettest pussy gets a prize...myyyyyyy dick lol

I STRONGLY DOUBT THAT EITHER ONE OF THESE TWINS WILL BE AT THE PARTY! lol





oh and dont even get me started on the women...these are the same women that complain about not bein able to find a good man....cuz you're always in the club lookin you dumb bitch!!...I'm sorry??..what was that??...you say you want me to respect you??..my bad..its hard to hear you ask for respect while you're grabbin your ankles makin your ass cheeks wobble...get the fuck outta here...yea...you're nice to look at..and often times, nice to fuck..but nobody wants to wife you up.


Dont get me wrong....I know a few good, high quality women that go clubbin...if thats you..then you have no reason to be offended...but I also know millions that go to the club and leave with a different dude every week...or they are the chick in the club on her back on the floor "dancing" with her legs up and like 5 dudes takin turns...you're on your back on the floor of the club??...really??..and you want respect??..haha..nope...not from me

I went to the club the friday, saturday, and sunday of the weekend i turned 18...it was hella boring by sunday...no matter what you call your party...its the same music...same format...you might throw in a contest here or there...or make everybody dress in a certain color..but the bottom line is...its the same shit...and its just not for me


And how do you have a good time when the venue is packed like a slave ship with a disco ball??

I guess this post really only applies to hood ass clubs that only play rap music and attract riff-raffs, skallywags, and hoodlums...cuz raves..house parties..and dance clubs are THE SHIT!!



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Hello...Let's get started

Ok, let's get the obvious mentions and explanations out of the way. In December I released my latest CD. It's available on iTunes, Rhapsody, Napster, Amazon MP3, and eMusic.

THE FLOOR MODEL EP


It's a well balanced EP that will act as an appetizer for my fans while I'm cooking up my 2nd album. I also just launched my website.

WWW.ESKOBTS.COM

This blog is where I will be dumping my random thoughts every so often. I will try to have a new post at least once a week, but sometimes I get lazy, so don't act surprised if I fall short of that goal. Sometime I have wise words of wisdom to share with the world. Sometimes I just say things that pop into my head and make me laugh. And of course, sometimes I go on a vulgar rant of things that piss me off. 9 time out of 10 there will be vulgar language used no matter what the topic is. If you listen to my music or have read my poetry, you know it has nothing to do with a limited vocabulary. It's just that "You aint shit to me" and "Get the fuck out of my life" are much more fun to say than "I don't like you very much right now" and "you are not meeting the current characteristic requirements to be a part of my life". With that said, you should accept this blog as entertainment, if nothing else. And if you come across something you don't like, treat it like you would treat a TV show that you don't want to watch...change the damn channel and get over it. No one is forcing you to read this. So, complaining is a waste of your time and will probably make you the topic of my next post so that my fans and I can get a healthy hardy-har-har at your expense. Bottom line...I don't give a fuck. My Blog..My Rules. There are far worse things on the internet...like this guy lol ok..he probably doesn't have the internet..but you get my point.

For those who stick around...we will have a great time. There will be funny pictures, hilarious comments and observations, a few updates on my progress with my music and what ever else I can think of to share. If you have an idea of something you want me to talk about or a picture you want me to comment on, email me at Esko33@gmail.com